Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML
Today, three of the four stalls were occupied in the restroom. I took the fourth stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I heard, "Hey, how's it going?" I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML
Today, I farted in my office, assuming nobody would come in until the smoke cleared. The new girl then came in to introduce herself. She had her hands on her nose the whole time, while we both awkwardly tried to ignore the stank elephant in the room. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
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JojoChuo 8
Oh no! Hope they don't know you/recognize your voice.
tsim_fml 0
why would you call her a stinky bitch, i mean come on.
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Comments (140)
SAINTSFANUSA 3
Hilarious! I laughed so hard I was crying.
smile232 3
Fail epicly
mnscrewup 0
I believe the proper term is "Courtesy flush!"
linda_stone 13
Let me ask you a question. Do you understand that a RESTROOM is a place where people pee and take a dump? Do you realize at all that faeces actually DO SMELL? I guess, you never shit. Ever. You little princess, you fart daisies and shit emeralds, don't you?
StromyG2 10
That is hillarious!
Like4Bosses 6
Bahahahahhh :P I feel so sorry for that lady in the restroom :P you must've felt SO akward! :)
carry_fml 4
Super funny!!
AshLey809 2
Lmao!!
jamesofasia 1
Do you think there is another FML somewhere that goes along the lines of, "today, while I was in a public bathroom doing a number 2, some random sprayed air freshner under the separator of the stalls and then called me a 'stinky bitch'".?
coolguy53111 5
That Person In The Next stall Probaly Never Went In a Public Bathroom Again