Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee, but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed on my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML
Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I got home after a night of drinking with my coworker. We hooked up, but he was so drunk he had to use a flashlight to put it in. Then, he ran out of the room to throw up. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML
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Top comments
dacho 7
You sure it was piss? Maybe you were working the zipper for too long :]
Nakedsquirrel 5
Apparently you also pulled his underwear down with your teeth.
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Comments (166)
maddie1 0
eeeewww so howd it taste?
fluffeee 0
u were at the club with friends and a friend? i love how stupid some people r
fuckingbiglife 6
golden shower
sillypiper 0
lol :)
iluffmcrandbvb 1
just sayyun but maybe just maybe it wasnt pee... or it wasnt an accident -.-
fml98kevin 4
haa why would u do this for a guy? this is like a halfway handjob
retardslol 0
Dumb ass don't make it so you it looks like you're giving him a *******. Retard
cobanjo 2
Is your friend R.Kelly maybe?
E33smegg 0
um piss fetish guy
Dravite 9
And actually why was your face at the height of his weiner? If all it took was to unzip the pants and he can do the rest, you didn't need to go down to investigate...