Today, I got a call from a creditor asking for a Sarah. I told them that I'm not Sarah, nor do I know one. They then asked if she was my wife. Annoyed, I said, "Alright, when did I get a wife? I don't even remember having a girlfriend." They sniggered and hung up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML
Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, I was waiting for my friend outside a restaurant when a man walked up and said, “You must be Sarah.” I said no to get rid of him. He apologized and walked away. Two minutes later, my friend arrived and asked why I was talking to her dad. FML
Today, a customer asked me if I was my husband's sister. A little flabbergasted, I replied, "No, I'm his wife." He went on to say, "Ah! But surely, you're related? Cousins?" FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my phone rang with an unknown number. I answered in my professional “customer service” voice: “Hello, this is Sarah, how may I help you?” It was my mom, who immediately said, “Why are you talking like a robot? Did you get fired again?” I was on speakerphone at the grocery store checkout. FML
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purpleamandapand 6
Sassy telemarketor
CryMoreFMLs 15
I haven't had a girlfriend yet and people say it's oh so wonderful, but all I see are people cheating on one another. (in real life too) I'm just waiting for the right girl, thats all, and I'm obviously not going to find them at my school.
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Comments (108)
kluvr1 5
dude that's sad
sweet_candy_ 17
Lol isn't that what you wanted?
grapisy 8
You just got pranked!
mynameissss 0
sniggered?
whoisthisgirl 4
yeah I thought it was snickering lol that's the word I was expecting lol
sparxva 12
I would laugh at you too.
sparxva 12
I used to get calls like that for my deadbeat stepfather after he died. I would say "He died. Please hold" and then leave them on hold.
TheMasticater 9
Yeah! You showed them! xD
perdix 31
You should have put Bella on the phone.
deeds1991 0
I think you meant snickered. you sub-conscious racist
starsfan_9 7
Sniggered sounds like the racist version of snickered, just saying