Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm as she was lying on her back. I asked her, "How do you like that, baby?" She responded by asking where I bought my suspended ceiling and spotlights, as she thought they would look good in her flat. She apparently got bored instead of turned on. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, my girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified trolls at Cosmo. I think my balls are broken beyond repair. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML
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Top comments
oathkeeper99 31
Hey, don't dish it out if you can't take it!
Liamj774 36
Look likes she ones step a head of you. I'm sure you didn't mean to rub her the wrong way, but it's a touchy subject
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Comments (104)
Econforthwin 15
Once you open that door it's tough to close, gonna have to say YDI.
Drakone 9
Worship the ********, love the ********
psychopolarbear 28
Don't start things you can't finish. Arguments or otherwise. YDI
cakefete2 31
It seems OP can't finish his lady off, so he better not go starting things with her. I suggest he learn to eat, either his gf or his words.
thesmeagol 22
Actually best option would be to do both with woman.
Monday_funday 25
Time to practice what you preach OP
anonpbc 20
ydi. don't give advice if you can't handle criticism
tranced_ 45
Very well..she should be the one complaining not you!
starlandmarie 22
Good luck on getting a ******** anytime soon!
madzia349 8
lol my boyfriend and I always send each other stuff like that. you know like he's good and he says I'm good but there can always be something new to make it even better if you know what I mean ;)
kazthesb 10
I must admit YDI. When men typically insult a women on something as personal as the way they interact with their man on a sexual level they will do what they can to get u back haha u had this coming OP
shitstorm28 11
That was a bad move, op.