Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm as she was lying on her back. I asked her, "How do you like that, baby?" She responded by asking where I bought my suspended ceiling and spotlights, as she thought they would look good in her flat. She apparently got bored instead of turned on. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, my girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified trolls at Cosmo. I think my balls are broken beyond repair. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML
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Top comments
oathkeeper99 31
Hey, don't dish it out if you can't take it!
Liamj774 36
Look likes she ones step a head of you. I'm sure you didn't mean to rub her the wrong way, but it's a touchy subject
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Comments (104)
jk_waks23 19
You should have seen that coming :p
Florentina 17
If you're gonna dish it out, you gotta be ready to take it OP...
retromermaid 12
Slow clap for your girlfriend.
otecasacid 22
Not sure how some guys are so bad at sex acts. Equal effort gets equal reward, if you step your game up she might feel like doing the same.
Metthew 15
That's all on you, buddy.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
You deserve it for being such an ass. You clearly don't deserve head if you're gonna complain about how your girlfriend does it.
LethalSeamonkey 15
...what did you think was going to happen?!
gintwinsmoore 20
men really need better lessons in giving WOMEN head...be grateful she didn't break up with you over it!
SchlomoTheGrinch 18
Well then! Now that you've opened up that topic for communication, you'd better BOTH get to reading! Take it as it is, get better and practice, practice, practice! This could be awesome for you guys =)
Jake42100 17
Well I guess you need to read all the stuff she's sending and step your game up...