Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I went to marriage counselling. I confessed something that was bothering me, but he didn't understand. Our counselor repeated word-for-word what I said right back at him. He turned to me angrily and shouted, "Why couldn't you just say that the first time?!" FML
Today, we went to couples' counselling. After a while the therapist said to me, “Madam, since we've started, your husband has managed two full sentences without you interrupting him, and most of what you said was, frankly, childish whining.” I'm starting to realise I might be the problem. FML
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
Today, after a nasty fight with my military husband, which resulted in mandatory marriage counseling, he told me we needed to talk about the fight. Not talk it over and apologize; talk it over so our stories are consistent when we see the therapist. FML
Today, I mentioned to my wife that we should try marriage counseling. She responded by denying it while throwing a carton of milk at me. FML
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, I came home and my spouse decided to bring up our past arguments. I apologized to him for the mean things I said, not conjuring his faults. I spoke to him gently and was interested in his thoughts. I validated his feelings. I was engaged in the discussion. He responded to me with, “Too little too late!” FML
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my soon-to-be-husband about how he needs to take a more active approach in his own life. It devolved to him screaming at me and putting words in my mouth. This has been going on for six months. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26
Therapist: Sir, are you an idiot? Husband: Uh huh.
Pentium_4 27
it was their first one. it was worth a shot. that's respectable. it's sad when people give up without even trying
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Comments (138)
Pelreskovich 11
If he's been like this for a while how do you expect him to walk into that all cheerful and ready to fix things? Isn't that why you're there? Why fake it..?
Rocky007 15
Lots of guys have a hard time talking about their feelings.
pittpsu75 0
Well whenever he's telling you anything, say "uh huh" and roll your eyes
Conasaur 8
At least he didn't stare blankly at you saying whatever? Goo luck on fixing your marriage OP.
Skinkitten 0
Keevarou is hot as ****!! -stalk-
freakinglaugher 10
What's with all the therapy fml's today?
ilikeboys31 7
why does she have to get rid of her husband? I feel like that's everybody's solution nowadays
sweetdreams20 0
Not a lot of people feel feel comfortable durning sessions.. Being told what to do.. Maybe try a trip somewhere or even relationship building classes
xxmel 6
He's communicating caveman style.
harof1c 0
Not a very funny fml.
kalbrek009 20
FML doesn't stand for "Funny is My Life"...some are funny some aren't. Simple as that..no need to post what we already know..."this FML isn't funny"......duh! And now for your next captain obvious comment....