Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, for the very first time, I invited my girlfriend's parents for dinner. I bought a pre-made oven dish, just to be sure nothing could go wrong. Once at the table, her mother asked pointedly who forgot to remove the plastic foil before putting it in the oven. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. They prepared dinner for us - mushroom pasta. I have always hated mushrooms, so I spent the entire dinner trying not to gag. Unfortunately, I did gag and my mom got up and smacked me so hard I fell out of my chair. FML
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SimplyBird 9
Fart to prove them wrong
Verst 16
Instead of talking to your girlfriend about it, have a private conversation with her father. Find out what His issue is.
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Comments (78)
Ghost308 11
It's all a game man all a game!!
somuchfeels 11
Might wanna put a comma in there man. Just putting it out there.
howdoilogin 9
If she believes her dumbass dad over you then you need a different girl. Dump her ass.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
You're better off without that family, if you ask me.
yourlifesucksHA 14
I would have left with pride telling him how pathetic he is!!
Deathghat 5
Looool If I were her i would have just laughed my ass off. And then if I we're the boyfreind, seeing her laugh I'd totally go along with her dad, and then when he fesses up and says he did it, he just seems like an ass. Everyone wins. Except for the dad I guess
WellThatSucked89 13
Hey DocBastard! Wait... no, that's not right... Or original.
brandoneyez1 25
Tell her that it didn't come from you. That her dad fed it to the dog and to watch him closer at the next dinner so she sees him. Oh make sure asparagus is on the menu again.
monster216 7
thats hilarious
fantasyworld 39
What's with parents trying to sabotage their kid's relationship?