Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, for the very first time, I invited my girlfriend's parents for dinner. I bought a pre-made oven dish, just to be sure nothing could go wrong. Once at the table, her mother asked pointedly who forgot to remove the plastic foil before putting it in the oven. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. They prepared dinner for us - mushroom pasta. I have always hated mushrooms, so I spent the entire dinner trying not to gag. Unfortunately, I did gag and my mom got up and smacked me so hard I fell out of my chair. FML
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SimplyBird 9
Fart to prove them wrong
Verst 16
Instead of talking to your girlfriend about it, have a private conversation with her father. Find out what His issue is.
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Comments (78)
Preposterous 8
You can pretend like you accidently knocked it onto the floor while vigorously devouring the delectable meal they so graciously and kindly prepared for you.
GRubi 17
Probably too late for that. I doubt OP posted this FML immediately after the dog was caught, while he was still sitting at the dinner table.
Zwingend 15
I don't think adding another lie to the mix would be prudent.
adi33 8
Agree with number 4. It's not a big deal.
Al_Egy 5
At least now you're in dad's good graces..small price to pay, OP.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
She sounds a little too gullible to me...
swick25 22
How is believing what HER FATHER says make her gullible? That is her father. Granted what he did was a bit childish but funny at the same time. I would more then likely believe what my Dad said and if he was a prankster like this dad seems would get a laugh out of it. It doesn't say anywhere that the girlfriend call him an asshole and broke up with him afterward. OP simply stated she believed her Father
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#33 You have a point; I made an assumption and took the end result to the extreme. It could have just been a prank.
Jasmeent11 15
How immature of him.
Rainhawk94 27
Your mom is immature
Jasmeent11 15
And you're an asshole.
mackdeezy 22
Well, since he already doesn't like you, remind him that instead of the viagra, if he would have eaten the asparagus he could have had a natural aphrodisiac, then wish him luck.
swick25 22
How does what he did make it that the Dad doesn't like him. Please explain your comment. Maybe I am missing something
Alhamdulilah 15
That was very childish from you OP :')
siggy_mcsigx 22
Why would this be a significant issue? As in, why would your girlfriend react with anger or hostility toward you?
laurenasabutton 26
The wording of this is really annoying. One can't "do" an act. You "commit" an act :/.
WellThatSucked89 13
Your comment is annoying. While you may be correct, I am sure this was not OPs original thought upon posting: "I will post an FML and it will be completely grammatically correct even though I am upset over something". Get your head outta your ass.
laurenasabutton 26
For non-native speakers, things like this are issues. It makes us stumble and causes confusion.
worldclassrager 41
Wow...that's all I can really say...just wow...
somuchfeels 11
But you just said other things besides wow man.