Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend on the hotel lobby's couch. We were not paying attention to anything but each other. Apparently, someone tied our shoes together. I stood up and faceplanted into a pool table. I'm now missing two teeth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was staying at my friend's house, which is next door. Our houses are the same layout, only mirrored, so tonight when I got out of bed in the dark, I instinctively turned to my left, thinking I was entering the bathroom, and fell down the stairs. Three of my teeth are missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
thejonac 21
to be honest, if you were so oblivious to people tying your shoes together, I don't think you were just cuddling and that probably wasn't appropriate in a lobby.
nesssy 16
How do you not notice someone tying your shoes.. you guys must be really into each other.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (38)
pedrorocks 7
Get a room!
goyard 6
The toof of you deserved it.
GokuSS400 18
Hopefully there are cameras…cus then you can confront the SOB and make them foot your dental bill
pancakessdsjsn 17
I can't believe how many people are saying OP deserved to have 2 teeth knocked out. Come on
fictionaldiary 11
So you were being intimate in public and are surprised someone messed with you?
sharond23 10
right. like you wouldn't notice someone tying your shoelaces together.
millsjoshua949 12
So let me get this straight. Someone kneeled down right in front of you, tied your laces together and you didn't notice? How could you not see that? I think you need to wake up.
randybryant799 21
So someone got down in front of you and tied your laces together and you didn't notice? How could you possibly not notice that?