Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend on the hotel lobby's couch. We were not paying attention to anything but each other. Apparently, someone tied our shoes together. I stood up and faceplanted into a pool table. I'm now missing two teeth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was staying at my friend's house, which is next door. Our houses are the same layout, only mirrored, so tonight when I got out of bed in the dark, I instinctively turned to my left, thinking I was entering the bathroom, and fell down the stairs. Three of my teeth are missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Top comments
thejonac 21
to be honest, if you were so oblivious to people tying your shoes together, I don't think you were just cuddling and that probably wasn't appropriate in a lobby.
nesssy 16
How do you not notice someone tying your shoes.. you guys must be really into each other.
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Comments (38)
shanson 22
Say no to pda
NYGiants1925 22
This needs an illustration.
suzurantora 2
if what they were doing in the lobby was really that inappropriate like people in the comments are suggesting, if they were in a public place then someone such as an employee would have asked them to tone it down or stop and likewise if someone had enough of a problem with it to play a harmful prank they should have just asked the couple to stop rather than playing a prank that would obviously cause physical harm. Tying shoes together in most cases in done to make someone fall down and, shocker, falling hurts with or without a pool table involved. I think this person should file a complaint with whoever is in charge of the place that they were at and check for surveillance and get the jack*ss who did this to pay for the dental fees and hospital bills.
allybae1D 14
PDA. Seriously? If you were that occupied in eachothers attention, then I can only imagine everyone was disgusted. Think about others. YDI
NPHFL 4
Putting the PDA aside, tying someones laces together is pretty immature. What do you think will happen by doing that? Obviously the intent was for them to fall. If you were disgusted by the PDA, say something to them. Don't do something that could result in injury to them.
Hybricide 8
Perhaps you should have been paying attention to your surroundings. I'm sorry to say that replacing teeth is seriously expensive. I work in a dentist office and our cheapest replacement in a $750+ bridge.
megs925 16
You really need to be more aware of your surroundings.
vintageart1994 16
Sorry but you deserved this.
SUN_lover 19
So sorry OP. Hope you are doing okay.
urbanbigfoot 20
I do feel bad for you but come on, you guys have to admit, whoever did it had some crazy ninja skills to be able to pull that off.
TheNewGuy03 29
There's no way you guys weren't sucking each other's faces off like the head crab things from Half-Life. It's definitely terrible to lose your teeth, but the reason that private settings exist is for these things precisely.