Today, it was my first day of school as a freshman. I soon became lost so I asked a senior for directions to my class. They smiled at me and said, "It's on the third floor to the right." After ten minutes of walking up and down stairs and hallways, I discovered there is no third floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
Today, I confidently walked into what I thought was my friend's apartment for a party, only to find a confused elderly couple staring at me. Turns out, I was not only three doors down from where I thought his front door was, I was also on the wrong floor. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML
Today, I walked into the wrong classroom, sat down, took notes for ten minutes, and only realized my mistake when the professor asked me to introduce myself and explain why I was there. I wasn’t even enrolled in the class. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
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ihatestupidppl 0
Lol we did this to our freshmen too. Somehow we managed to convince a surprising number of them that there was a pool on the 4th floor. Ah high school.
cuppacake 0
Hey be nice. High school's scary. D:
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jonny2x4 0
LMAO. You frosh are soooooo naive! Pray you don't get stuffed in a locker. Man this stuff never gets old!
EClaris 0
That's the oldest trick in the book I'm afraid, I'm guessing you don't have any older friends or siblings to learn that from. But hey, it only happens once so now you know. And being a freshman isn't all that bad, just don't annoy us seniors
kimberlylynn93 0
hahah wow thats like the kids at my old school. they would tell the freshman that theres a pool on the third floor and to go find it.
boatkicker 5
I feel...... ignorant. I didn't know stuff like this ACTUALLY happened. I always thought it was like tv/movie bullshit. Made up crap. Huh. I'm not really sure what to think. Is it funny? Hell yes. Is it horrible? Yes that too. A senior stopped ME in the halls as a freshman once to give me directions cause I looked lost. I knew THAT didn't happen really ever, but I always assumed freshmen at other schools were just kinda...ignored. I'm stunned, I guess. Wow. Then again, my school was considered a Freak School, so I guess that's just one of the weird things about it. Okay I feel better now.....still though. It's strange for me.
cherylface 13
Same here. I never heard of any of this stuff actually happening. I was friends with quite a few seniors when I was a freshman. Then again, I don't recall ever asking for directions because at my freshman orientation we were given a map of the school, our schedule, and a chance to go find where all of our classes were.
F00tball_Playa 0
Stupid freshmen
F00tball_Playa 0
Stupid freshmen
MoobyTheCow 2
babydollxD 0
retard. you never, i repeat NEVER ask upperclassmen for help. ok? get it? got it? good.
cristineuhhx3 0
HAHAHAHA. Seniors at my high school told Freshman that ALL the time. When I was a Freshman though I was smart enough to know my school didn't have a 3rd floor and to never ask upperclassmen for directions. :)
AshleyRose784 0
wow, you wasted 10 whole minutes of your day. your life is soooooo effed.