Today, it was my first day of school as a freshman. I soon became lost so I asked a senior for directions to my class. They smiled at me and said, "It's on the third floor to the right." After ten minutes of walking up and down stairs and hallways, I discovered there is no third floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
Today, I confidently walked into what I thought was my friend's apartment for a party, only to find a confused elderly couple staring at me. Turns out, I was not only three doors down from where I thought his front door was, I was also on the wrong floor. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML
Today, I walked into the wrong classroom, sat down, took notes for ten minutes, and only realized my mistake when the professor asked me to introduce myself and explain why I was there. I wasn’t even enrolled in the class. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
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ihatestupidppl 0
Lol we did this to our freshmen too. Somehow we managed to convince a surprising number of them that there was a pool on the 4th floor. Ah high school.
cuppacake 0
Hey be nice. High school's scary. D:
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Paige_Nicole10 0
toughen up freshMEAT or and dont forget smarten up! i sure hope you dont play sports or your ass is going to be kicked at initiation and after, no friends if you whine like a little bitch
onemiletread 0
Our school does have a third floor. But only rooms in the 300s are on it. Obvious much?
R3TROxLOV3 32
I totally would have fallen for that :) But yea, FYL.
nightswimmer 0
what the ****? its not even september and yer in school? l call bull shit
Deathlyranch 0
204, I have been in school for two weeks. I started August 13th. It is not "bullshit" The OP deserves it for thinking us seniors would be nice to freshmen.
shortymcsharon 0
School doesn't start in September for everybody, smart one! i started on August 6th.
black_barbie10 0
HAHAHA! poor little freshman XD don't EVER ask an upperclassmen for directions,ask a Sophmore or a Junior! and to #204 i start school in 2 days,and i have a friend who started like 2 weeks ago,so it's def possible! and on second thought,don't even ask,just find a teacher,cause there the only ones guaranteed not to lie to you XD
dacman48 0
never ask a senior for anything dipshit. YDI for being a moron
TheWorldChampion 5
lol. your dumb. a SENIOR. I never even TALKED to seniors until my Jr. year.
thatsbizarre 0
YDI. Everyone knows asking for directions is the last thing you should do. Same with elevator passes. :/ It's our job to confuse you.
dripinwet 0
My old high school is in a circle... so if a freshman was to ask for directions.. and he was 2 doors from the room... you bet he got sent the opposite way.... Hey... we were Seniors... we worked hard to get to annoy them !!!
KittyKat_Chan 0
YDI for asking a senior for directions. I'm so doing this next week. Stupid freshmen...