Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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fmlbaby_fml 0
That sucks!!! That lady is kinda funny though! lol
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Pat this woman on the back for making a joke! Then feel free to punch her in the face.
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Comments (251)
scince220 0
If you're looking for a phone, you should seriously get an LG Shine (Slide). They are literally indestructable. I've dropped mine ALL the time, and it's in amazing condition (save for a couple scratches!)
emepar 0
Terrible pun
Houdeka 0
I hate people like you don't cry overspilled milk and buy a damn case your life sucks sure but that's why they make insurance for phones get your headbout of your ass and do something to prevent that. that woman is funny and she deserves to hit you for being so stupid. I would of laughed my ass off to see that happen and phones don't shatter like that. Dumbass.
_20jre 0
have you heard of exaggeration? ******* dumbass
SiLvEr_070 5
awwwww, ur no fun =]
FMLmuchly 0
OMG. " I miss rich I bought a 400 dollar cell phone and I'm gonna go brag about it on FML" pleaseee GO BUY A FCUKIN COVER idiot
GreenHacker 0
Are you three stories tall that your phone actually shattered when you dropped it?
AndreaHatesYou1 0
A. That woman is awesomely lamely hilarious. B. Phones don't shatter if you just drop them, unless they're like, $50. You would have either had to drop it from an insanely epic height, or you would have had to slammed it onto the floor and/or thrown it.
tigerg33 0
lol you gotta give it to that lady that was pretty witty. And what kind of phone shatters to pieces? ive had free phones and $400 phones. the free phone are surpisingly more durable than the expensive ones but neither would "shatter"
ik_im_not_funny 0
ahhaa she's a funny one. you should have asked for her number... oh ya nevermind.FYL
cartrub 0
What phone shatters was it made of nothing but cheap glass?
Guitarist45 0
She just turned a fail into an epic win!