Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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fmlbaby_fml 0
That sucks!!! That lady is kinda funny though! lol
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Pat this woman on the back for making a joke! Then feel free to punch her in the face.
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Comments (251)
yhw718 0
Did you pick up all of the 1-million pieces? or can you just count that quickly and accurately?
Malfunkshun 1
People really spend $400 on a cell phone?
raeannriley 0
I drop my iPhone often and it usually ends up fine! except for the one time on tile.. even then just a cracked screen and everything still worked!
dont_u_know_it 0
Who spends $400 on a cell phone!?!?!? That's just stupid.... therefore, you deserve it!!!
tigerg33 0
some people want to own an iphone or sidekick
srak 0
what's the big deal? you must have Cricket.
andreaco 0
it's funny that you care more about the lady being optimistic, instead of trying to find a replacement phone. you didn't deserve it, but this isn't really a fml.
shelboo_fml 0
Expensive phone is dumb for a couple reasons but FYL. And kudos to that woman!!!
Mortanious 0
Hahahahahahaha
Funkengine12 0
I'm sorry to sound like a douche, but that's exactly the kind of thing I would have said. Either that or, "You know, I don't think you're supposed to do that."
wearinsexypants 0
You know, I have never in my life gotten a phone that cost anything, let alone $400. I have had 3 perfectly good free-with-plan phones, and I have dropped them repeatedly, thrown them across the room, and I've never had anything break. The only thing that even remotely affected any of them was when i was at a beach with really fine sand on a super windy day, you can still feel that there is sand in every tiny seam on that one. but anyway. my phone does everything I want it to, and i'm not glued to it 24/7 like some people i know. So, pretty much I think I'm better off.