Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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fmlbaby_fml 0
That sucks!!! That lady is kinda funny though! lol
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Pat this woman on the back for making a joke! Then feel free to punch her in the face.
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Comments (251)
lawlawlawl 0
http://www.ihatemindy.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=6542c7676db3e51c945c0b86384f2e45
mrlucky4444 0
Joke win
CyclonePsycho 1
Wow, you were ripped off. That phone should be just as durable as a cheap one; in fact, it should be more so. Unless you dropped that thing from the 40th floor balcony, it should be just fine (with maybe a few scratches or dents). Go. Get your money back.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
If you bought the phone without a warranty, YDI. How does such an expensive cell phone break so easily? I have an iPhone that's dropped to the floor more than once and it doesn't have a scratch. Also, saying "floor" implies someplace indoors; and a woman passing by saw you drop your cell phone? Ha! So a woman broke into your house and watched you drop your $400 cell phone which shattered into a million pieces? Get your story straight!
asafetybuzz 0
there are public places that are indoors! (i.e. the mall, restaurants, the grocery store)
spaaw 0
LOL the csi remark LOL dude, u made my night
ipownyew234 0
thats more MLIA even though a broken phone does suckk
fireandice27 0
FYL, for both dropping your expensive phone and having to listen to that awful line
brianjman14 23
that woman wins
Brooklynxman 0
Seconded. +100 internets to this person.
nuttinick 0
was it the stupid touch pro 2? if so, ydi.
Bran_Dizzle_ 0
lmao That was actually really funny Good for her