Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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fmlbaby_fml 0
That sucks!!! That lady is kinda funny though! lol
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Pat this woman on the back for making a joke! Then feel free to punch her in the face.
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Comments (251)
thekingjoe90 0
i would have told her to **** off
FlaminYawn 0
I'd have called the lady out for confusing an action verb with a noun. You weren't calling anyone so it's just a dropped cell. Her attempt at being clever failed.
mrdecay 3
/care
Jonno8825 0
That woman deserves a medal also OP ydi for buying an iShit, I mean an iPhone
nice18 0
iPhone costs $99 dipshit
Jonno8825 0
not where I live dumbarse
C_Wicked27 0
YDI for dropping $400 on a ******* phone. That's a damn waste of money whether it breaks or not.
kindness 0
agreed!
RyeBreadBoy 0
some people have a lot of disposable income. clearly you're not one of them.
FlaminYawn 0
My iPhone was $200 and well worth it, I can't imagine a phone getting any better than this. And I've dropped it from 5 feet and nothing happened. A phone that's $400 better have a dick sucking app.
midnight_rain 0
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Made my day. Invest in a case next time, dumbass =D
TuucciZ 0
Nokia 3310. You can drop one from third floor and it still works.
blastvortex 4
I laughed too. That's why it's called a joke. Oh, and buy a blasted case next time. Sheesh...
HappyCatIsHappy 0
I really doubt your phone actually shattered. Phones don't do that. It might have cracked, but unless you were throwing it out the window from about 3ft up, it wouldn't 'shatter into a million pieces'