Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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fmlbaby_fml 0
That sucks!!! That lady is kinda funny though! lol
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Pat this woman on the back for making a joke! Then feel free to punch her in the face.
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Comments (251)
joemk2012 0
#19 I hear gay people get good service in uranus
whatthe_efff 0
Hahaha, kudos to that lady for thinking that up and actually saying that to you.
Mot_Bot 0
LMAO.
xclegend613 0
lmao that lady is a joke genius
InsomPsycho 0
YDI for paying $400 for a phone!!! YDI for getting a phone that was apparently made out of glass!! YDI for exaggerating how many pieces the phone broke into, assuming it was fewer than 1,000,000. Also, YDI for not thanking that lady for the best laugh I've had in a week! That pun is too hilarious to pass up, so I don't blame her. Imagine if she didn't say it to you, she would be itching to say it to the next person she saw but it still wouldn't have been as funny. ((As far as the phone comments go, my phone cost me $50 and it has survived many, many drops and the occasionally slam or throw into a wall. A previous phone of the same model stopped working after I dropped it one too many times, but it was still intact, and Virgin Mobile replaced it for free.)) So go ahead and keep buying your ridiculously expansive and ridiculously fragile "smart" phones and complain when you are careless enough to break a $400 piece of equipment. (I only own one thing worth that much; a guitar amp that I take VERY good care of.)
louie111887 0
damn Dude that sucks ! what kinda phone was it? I've dropped my iPhone several times. and I have no problems with it.
Sonalis 9
I'm sorry but that was funny. I hope you've got a warranty on that thing, otherwise FYL indeed.
awesome1145 0
that's funny but i'm a **** stick
Crimson_Rae 0
ydi, Don't spend so much money on a phone. My phone cost me 15 dollars, I've had it three years, dropped it more times than I can count and it works beautifully. My boyfriend's 200 dollar phone is a piece of crap, it is always screwing up. I wish the world would stop being so materialistic and realize, QUALITY OVER QUANTITY. Get a cheap phone and QQ.
xocourtxo 0
haha ok that was funny. xD