Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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fmlbaby_fml 0
That sucks!!! That lady is kinda funny though! lol
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Pat this woman on the back for making a joke! Then feel free to punch her in the face.
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Comments (251)
lostfaithinpppl 19
Simple - don't drop your phone next time. YDI
simplyapril 4
yeah sometimes thats not that easy.. phones fall, but they dont SHATTER... all she needs is a protective case... only way it can shatter is if a sledge hammer or a crane went through her phone... I drop mine ALL the time, and it doesnt have a scratch or dent, but than again i have a protective case :D
Poetic_Laydii 0
hahahaha!!! i'm sorry but that's funny....what the lady said was anyways...hope you had insurance...
pshnoway 0
YDI for spending 400 dollars on a phone.
DogFun 0
@45, you're just jealous because you can't afford a 400 dollar phone.
SamIsSoaked 0
deserved. $400 for a phone that shatters... sad. could have bought 3 Nokia's and tossed them against the walls to test the strongest.
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
Do you have a glass phone or something?
awesomelylame 0
See, now that's just good humor.
NorfolkDude 2
400 dollars on a phone? Man that's crazy. Talk about a waste. You could have bought 400 dollars worth of toilet paper and saved yourself years of butt wiping.
altatude13 0
now THAT is funny!
kibbleznbitz0 0
i thought it was funny (:
kibbleznbitz0 0
lol beanie, i bet i could find a way to destroy it >:D
ItsAshxD 0
I just laughed out loud really hard. Sorry.