Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied, "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML
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Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
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vanillamelody 0
Don't feel too badly about it... obviously a LOT more people have this same dilemma, seeing as how Walmart RAN OUT of small condoms!
Daaniellee1234 8
ahahahah, not going to lie, I would have laughed to.
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Comments (122)
benshady 0
haha maybe walmart sells penis enlargement products LMFAO!
juggaletteninja 0
Actually they do.
xfmylifexxx 0
came is spelled wrong xD
jonny2x4 0
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It won't seem so small once he sticks it in her ass. She'll be grateful he's not so big.
funny7777 0
haha. no worries. they RAN out of small so a lot of people r in ur boat.
DarthFurby 0
HAS ANYONE HERE EVER USED A CONDOM? SERIOUSLY They don't come in small/med/large. There are regular ones, and then stupid ones like "Magnums." The majority of people people who buy "extra-large" condoms are people falling for advertising. The average condom will fit something like 95% of men.
KCID_GIB_ATTOGi 0
not me...
Rivlas 0
Yeah but they can be a bit restricting on the blood flow if you catch my drift...
Twincest 11
I'm sorry, but there IS such a thing as 'small'. I had to throw away a box I bought because it just wouldn't stay on because I was too big. I'll never buy condom in chinatown again.
Tribulations 0
Spoiler: IT'S A JOKE
Sappheyes 0
The average ones will "fit" in the sense that most penises will fit inside of them, yes. However, the larger ones may be more comfortable. A particularly girthy man I once dated had always used regular condoms, and when I suggested he switch to Magnums, said they felt a better, with less of the tight, pinchy around the base sensation. Sure, the other ones performed their purpose just fine, but these felt better, and isn't that the whole point of a condom?
mafi0 0
wait.. you bought condoms from china town and they were too big? LOLOLOL this is a bigger FYL than the OP's
haweb 0
Read it again- it says "because I was too big."
PaddedWhiteRoom 0
79, your username is awesome.
Gulo_fml 0
"Don't be silly honey, you know I'm too big for XXX-Large"
Aha09 1
*came
nwsnws 0
dude,try the mini one
Paraphrase 0
Today, I went to Walmart. My girlfriend made a joke about small condoms. FML
dan11 0
wtf?
completeloser 0
Dump that stupid bitch.