Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied, "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
vanillamelody 0
Don't feel too badly about it... obviously a LOT more people have this same dilemma, seeing as how Walmart RAN OUT of small condoms!
Daaniellee1234 8
ahahahah, not going to lie, I would have laughed to.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (122)
JacksonCampbell 9
YOU GOT STOMPED!
trini_gal171 0
hahahaha ur such a loser lmao
xo_sweetheart_xo 0
lmfao
dmann56 0
jeez, stop hating on his girlfriend. Have a sense of humor
Jaynaynay 3
Wait, you waited in line while she grabbed everything? Am I the only one that thought it was odd? Unless you already had your items, and realized ty
Jaynaynay 3
Wait, you waited in line while she grabbed everything? Am I the only one that thought it was odd? Unless you already had your items, and realized you forgot the Advil and condoms. But why wouldn't you just say that instead?
WolfAttac 0
Should've said they probably got lost in your loose pussy bitch
BullletProof 5
So? Obviusly if you buy comdoms often you'rehaving sex often. Which means she likes it. which means she's small vagaygayed. Both come in all sizes, beging small isnt anything to be ashamed of. **** soceity.
zfchatroulette 24
theres nothing wrong with not having a huge monster dick as a matter of fact i dont like guys with that, its painful!
sparky333441 18
YDI for shopping at Walmart. That place is destroying America.