Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
Today, I've just moved into a new apartment. It's also the day my big baby of a dog stepped on a rock and began yelping when I tried to touch his paw. He "suddenly" felt better after I carried him inside. Now everyone thinks I'm beating my dog. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
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Top comments
Peach3 1
That awkward moment when you realize your dog is smarter than you...
kingsley_fml 8
What a bitch.
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Comments (228)
ICATiger 13
Well played OP's dog, Well Played.............
tristonien 0
Whats OP mean?
ICATiger 13
Original Poster
Right_Click 12
You must be new.
1bluesky1 6
Original Poster.
TheMaster15 10
Oversized Penis
freakinglaugher 10
Orangutan Penis
akirakuran42 14
My dog does that too! haha
iplayhockey3 9
Smart dog...
needarb 3
Probably got better
CallMeBloo 31
I hope the OP kept an eye on the dog for the rest of the day anyway. Sometimes issues fluctuate. I hope the dog is okay.
soccerguy2 11
I would rather think that it was a coincidence than I got outsmarted by a dog.
RabidBunny 10
This reminds me of my cousins parrot. It mimics my aunt's voice and calls my name. When I turn around it starts to laugh...animals these days -_-
ClassyCommando 13
Parrots = Biggest trolls in the animal kingdom.
GoW_Chick 15
Out smarted by the pooch damn were will humans fail next
loserboii 11
Where*
GoW_Chick 15
Well apparently here *facepalm*
XmyviolentheartX 13
At grammar. =P
Honestly_Lainey 21
Next she's going to have you preparing her a steak dinner. "Medium rare, hold the vegetable side dishes."
silentbutfunny 0
Mine does this repeatedly
Brannie 4
dog: "who's the bitch now!"