Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
Today, I've just moved into a new apartment. It's also the day my big baby of a dog stepped on a rock and began yelping when I tried to touch his paw. He "suddenly" felt better after I carried him inside. Now everyone thinks I'm beating my dog. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
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Top comments
Peach3 1
That awkward moment when you realize your dog is smarter than you...
kingsley_fml 8
What a bitch.
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Comments (228)
vcejaa25 0
smart dog. (;
wolfgirl18 3
FYL but that dog is seriously smart
rofl99 0
Its paws where probably cold. Its winter :P
Daelite 0
Thats sounds just like my dog.. Lol.. They r too smart
datoismyname 22
That dog is LEGEN (wait for it) DARY!
badam_fml 6
Your dog rocks :-)
knockedover 0
Your dog, my friend, is one awesome dog!
WhiteRangerKid 5
Haha that is too funny
xalerion 0
My dogs get hurt all the time (from playing) and when they walk they will sometimes limp, but the second they see a toy it's like "what injury?!" dogs know what they want and go for it, screw the pain. The same can't be said for us sadly. Anyways, you're dog wasn't faking I'm sure, just when she got home there were toys there that were enough of an incentive to ignore the pain. My dog has gotten a gash starting from the underside of her paw up half her leg because she dives through bushes blindly chasing after balls through the woods, but it didnt stop here from staring at me and begging me to throw it again or running just as fast the next time I threw it (before I noticed it. Luckily I didn't throw it far at all and it didn't go in the woods). The only time she limped was after she knew we were headed back inside.
xalerion 0
Sigh... Autocorrect meant your* must've hit a key afterwards and it thought I meant you're : /
medichick 5
Hahaha! Smart dog