Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML
Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML
Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
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ragnarok1540 39
Did he at least give you a treat and a belly rub afterwards?
coming back in the future 30
That's a good girl.
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Silk_Routes 14
ur mates are cute
Cads1 24
Some times it is better to shut up and say nothing. This being one of those times.
HeadlessSparrow 20
Posting this on FML, that's a good girl
Le_ponderer 14
There is an unspoken social rule OP: Whatever you do not want repeated about you, do not say to anyone's hearing (except your priest & psychiatrist). Not all information is meant to be shared.
batmanfredi 13
That's actually normal. It's part of the daddy/little girl fetish. A lot of people are into it.
AScooterman 12
Dang how much older than you was he? Does one of you get a discount at the movies?
clair_brodie 35
Why is that strictly for daddy/little girl? When reading this my first thought was kink in general but not specifics like that.
APHPrussia 19
If you ignore them, OP, then they'll forget about it very soon. Don't get mad at them and just casually change the subject. Or you could ask them to stop, but that might now work.
amanda810 10
I have think I know why he said that.. well maybe. its a BDSM(bondage, dominance, sadist, masochism) thing. If he's into that. The dominant says things like that to the submissive to tell her shes doing a good job at pleasing him. The submissive commonly refers to the dominant as sir, master or daddy, depending on what both the submissive and dominant like.
mld4657 28
are you a good girl as well?
amanda810 10
yes
PoisonKangaroo 5
That's a good boy.
Xion0014 20
I guess he thought you were a bitch ;)