Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML
Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML
Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
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Top comments
ragnarok1540 39
Did he at least give you a treat and a belly rub afterwards?
coming back in the future 30
That's a good girl.
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Comments (72)
alicecooperfan 18
Well done Draco, well done.
mld4657 28
ydi by telling them op. now be a good girl and fetch my coffee
Richard6036 13
Their just being humorous ,
Scorpio01 16
Nice fyl.... That's a good girl.
JerryClark 17
Do you usually tell everybody when something like that happens during sex?
Sathane 21
YDI. You tried to tell them to ridicule him and got burned yourself. Good. Maybe next time you'll keep your private life private.
leogachi 15
@37 She told them something weird that happened, it doesn't necessarily mean she wanted them to ridicule him.
Snaxia 12
I don't see how it's all that weird. He could've been trying to dirty talk? At least he didn't break out a bondage kit or something.
heavenlyassbutt 11
Y did u tell them?
xTommytheGUNx 15
I'd do that
bad_boyfriend 10
Yeah, I say stuff like that all the time during sex. Never had a bad reaction from calling a woman a "good girl" during sex
9a_1z 12
Is that just because you attract a type of girl who doesn't mind being a bit submissive in the bedroom though? Personally I'd find it a bit of a mood-killer, like OP did.
bad_boyfriend 10
You are correct. The girls I like are usually submissive in the bedroom, and usually call me daddy or sir when I call them good girl.