Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML
Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML
Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
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ragnarok1540 39
Did he at least give you a treat and a belly rub afterwards?
coming back in the future 30
That's a good girl.
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Comments (72)
quarterbird 18
Though that's pretty weird, Y.D.I. for blabbing to your housemates instead of talking to him about it.
amsterdamgirl 20
so tell the truth everyone has a different kick. we're you a good girl or not? and if so does he still turn you on? I'm a terrible girl and I would've bitten and kicked my way up;). good girl
9a_1z 12
I would've projectile vomited on him, guess I'm a terrible girl too :(
fatcat52 3
Ten bucks says he is into some realm of the BDSM category
GrumpyGrinch 23
And exactly why it is bad to be called a good girl? Because you're a man?
LiquidFantasy 19
Okay, this is hilarious because this also happened to a friend of mine while she was having sex with someone and we also live in Australia. Please tell me you live in Canberra? I wonder if it's the same guy ?
Witchylady 18
Creepy.
dansco 25
This is simply the best FML I've seen in ages That's a good girl ????
C001Gir1 17
You said that to a female dog, not a woman! "Your dog bring the ball: That's a good girl!"
spidaman 14
#55 that's a C001Gir1 :P working?
leogachi 15
@51 It doesn't say how long they've known each other.
BitterSavage 20
Oh man, my boyfriend says that to me every now and then.. it's weird to hear about it from someone else.. worse when it actually happens to you.
Devin396 10
shit