Anonymous
Bloomington, United States
Good boy
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
shadow
Osceola, United States
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
emancipate me
Knoxville, United States
Unstable
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
I don't know, leave me alone
Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML
Sky
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
mama bear
Call the Midwife-slash-Locksmith
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
FatalxDesire599
United States
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Becca
Portland, United States
Call the cops
Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML
gothchick201013
Dayton, United States
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Anonymous
Duns, United Kingdom
Get me out
Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML
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Hunthas 17
Silly mothers! everyone knows dogs only speak french
teentee401 37
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Comments (70)
brooke1113 2
That makes them both bitches...
diva239 8
I love my dog and chat to her. But I don't need to lock anyone out to do that. That's extreme and bizzar!
DArthurVaderian 18
*bizarre
worldclassrager 41
Doggone it...we need to have a quick talk...
supersquirel500 10
..."talk"
Paultheouctopus 13
Are they planning something against you?
gracehi 33
Sounds like your mom is... BARKING mad! *ba dum tssss*
KyokoSakuraChan 15
...I don't get it.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#55 Is that the only thing you comment? I've seen you comment that twice on this FML alone...
HappyItalian 38
"Mr.Ruffers, it's time for you to get a job and move out."
gracehi 33
It's your dog's name Wilfred?
Allegory_fml 4
can't believe people think this stuff is real. this website is a joke and it consists of the most gullible people in the world
gracehi 33
You clearly did not read the rules about commenting. And anyway, it's a silly comedy site. People generally don't concern themselves with the validity of the posts around here. Don't take shit so seriously and maybe you'll enjoy life every now and then.
teentee401 37
Did you bark and whine at the door till she let you back in?