Today, I was having a really vivid dream in which I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup for the USA. I took the kick, but in reality, I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes. I also missed the kick in my dream. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream where I was fighting a robber who had broken into my house. I was throwing a lot of kicks in the dream, and this apparently resulted in me kicking my feet in real life as well. I figured this out when my cat started attacking my feet, abruptly waking me up at 2AM. FML
Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
Today, I'm currently in hospital with a painful and swollen Achilles heel problem. I was dreaming I was running down stairs, then tripped on one, and as I whacked my foot on the stairs in my dream, I also raised my foot and whacked it on the end of the hospital bed. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, if anyone was wondering how my day was going, I woke myself up by kicking the wall. HARD. Pretty sure I broke my big toe. 10/10, TOE-tally TOE-rrific. FML
Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML
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ant1078 7
Way to go Beckham
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
Interesting dream.
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Comments (134)
lsd_withdiamonds 7
You finished the dream before waking up in agony over broken bones?
Kingbreezy04 10
#16-right that's a dream itself
stormchaser24 24
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Op broke his toes then finished his dream. I find that fishy.
nemisis11 12
I am glad someone else asked this, was my first thought after reading this fml
mizuki123 8
They might of been half asleep half awake. I've had dreams where I punched my brother and was half awake when it happened and knew what happened and could feel the pain but was still dreaming at the same time.. If that made any sense lol.
xGolfWangx 5
USA would never be in a world cup finally >_
yoda0131 3
Awkward you say that... I remember an improbable win by a certain team in a world cup final that represented the United States of America.
PYLrulz 17
Never say never! Imagine though if soccer was the #1 sport in America, and athletes amongst the likes of Adrian Peterson or Bryce Harper or LeBron James or such played. Even Brazil would be a bunch of scrubs compared to us!
Judahsh 8
I doubt it. We don't have insane athletes. No other country plays basketball as much as we do
gracehi 33
I wonder if you'll be temporally crippled in your dreams now too.
misspulkadot24 17
You finished your dream even though you just broke 4 toes? Impressive...
divadevon 0
I think it more probable that he missed the entire "kick scene" of his dream altogether because broke 4 toes causing him to wake up. I remember having a similar dream about 15 years ago, no specifics, but I was taking a shot on goal. As soon as my foot made contact with the wall, I was up, alert and really mad.
CastielJ 6
Exactly why I play American football.
LilCheeno 15
But what if your in the same situation but miss the field goal?
unknown_user5566 27
Why are dreams so violent recently? Maniac ex boyfriends, broken toes... I don't think I want to go to sleep tonight.
Dracoboxer357 36
The violent dream fml's are the one's that bother you? I'd almost be more concerned about eating a sponge than busting my toes. :P
SweetJTBR 22
Well you don't have to sleep, if you know what I mean ;)
Dracoboxer357 36
33- .....Virgin, right? It's okay, we've all been there. ;P *Teasing*
PhishloverA 14
#32, oh yeah, a half-buttered sponge on the table lol
SiriusOrionBlack 20
just the fact that USA was in the championship should've made it obvious that it was a dream
everton99 16
Love the guy who said good job Beckham...Last time I checked he was a Brit..
miss_amazing86 10
But he was recently playing for LA-just saying :)
Cats_And_Kitties 3
Reading this made my butthole pucker.. .-.
naduskalove 3
Damn that's sucks big time . Walk sleeping can be very dangerous. I had a friend who saw her dead grandmother in her dream (she also commended her to walk towards the entrance door to do something , she got lucky her mother woke up at the same time and caught her ) either way hope you get better :)
shift_love 13
I thumbed you down for your Michael Jackson avatar lol. And cause you said walk sleeping instead of sleep walking lmao. Lame.