Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar, we had a few drinks and really hit it off. We headed back to my place to get a little action. As she was riding me, she got rougher and rougher until she reached down and yanked a patch of hair right out of my beard. I yelped in pain and didn’t even finish. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML
Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time. She's a screamer. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her, because he immediately came over and started savaging me. FML
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cats400 16
She's the bitch...
aruges93 12
She's a feisty one
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Comments (137)
wvcheesehead1 9
Going down on a woman can get you hurt. Not medicine cabinet hurt, I mean intensive care hurt... They lose all sorts of control and somehow acquire the strength of Hercules. Buy them a good steak instead. Much safer.
Jacksparrow72 21
At least you're good in bed;)
TrapGOD 7
Good lord, you're going out with ******* He-Man
surfergirl72 7
That musta been some ******. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
surfergirl72 7
Btw, I feel soooo sorry for his girl. Think of all those times where she didn't get anything. Allow her this one moment!
adameeo 21
Sounds like a case of hairassment to me..
Mandie56 4
Well, good news is you had awesome sex. Bad news is, you're gonna have a lot of trouble explaining that bald patch to questioners...
mattlw 25
Take it as a compliment OP. not the bitch part, but the tearing of the hair. If she did that, you must have been doing something right!
amifaiyaz 12
wow, that must have been one hell of an ******...
summerjtaylor8 5
I can't help but read that in a fat Amy voice
IsSheReallyTM 5
Whoa there!!! Aggressive lover much!