Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health, and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML
Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML
Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML
Today, I had to drive my grandmother to the emergency room. I periodically tried to call my parents but neither of them picked up, even when I called the house. We sat there for 6 hours and still no one took her to a room, and no response. Mom finally called back, only to tell me to get her a pack of cigarettes. FML
Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML
Today, my mom hasn't talked to me for 5 days, so, worried sick, I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML
Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I watched my grandmother's funeral on a webcam. She died at 95 because the overwhelmed hospital kept putting back her pacemaker operation. I hadn't seen her in two years. Fuck Covid. FML
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Top comments
alex_vik 1
YDI for bitching out your grandmother.
pinkdaisy 0
how about asking her if she is okay before going ahead and bashing her...
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Comments (294)
Superman8_fml 0
#97 ftw
Victoria2103 0
Only bitches bitch at their grandparents. She deserved your respect, cancer or not. You better hope your children/grandchildren don't treat you like that.
allieg 0
Dude, who bitches out their grandmother?
Zeegloo 0
Asshole.
bakingqt 0
**** you you dick. you're SO going to regret that. if its actually true. my grandma had stage 4 colon cancer and lived with us. ITS OBVIOUS IF SOMEONE HAS CANCER you insincere son of a bitch. I regret my gma dying everyday because i didn't spend enough TIME with here. go to hell for cussing out your grandma.
vincentchase 0
i wish i could be there to kill you ******* asshole cuntfucker
ohgeez 0
#1 Do you have no respect for elders? #2 If #1 is a negative, than do you have no respect for your family? #3 Is the fact that she's lying in bed till 6-7pm not hint that she might not be okay? #4 Would you rather have her out working at some sweat shop filling your pockets with money you ungrateful sack of crap? #5 I hope you get cancer and your grandchild does the exact same thing to you.
naku_fml 0
ur a jerk for not finding out or asking if something was wrong with her instead of yelling at her.
adamford130 0
jesus. She's your grandma for christs sake. She's lived a long, full life, let her do what ever the hell she wants. she's earned it.
noobeater5 0
dont care, she should've told you. if you cant even bother to ask her why she was being so *lazy*, then you are just a bad child.