Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat, and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, after six weeks of dealing with various exterminators, my roommate and I were about to toast to what we were told was a wasp-free room. That's when we noticed several much smaller wasps flying around. Not only is our wasp problem not solved, but our room is a wasp breeding ground. FML
Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML
Today, my husband discovered a big wasp nest on the porch. Rather than spray it, he decided to suck up the wasps with the vacuum. He also did not empty it. I can see the still living wasps buzzing furiously inside the vacuum chamber and I'm scared to touch it. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
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LOLYLIF 0
I would've flipped the **** out. Looks like you need an exterminator now.
Arcterion 0
Silly BearGrillz. WHERE IS YOUR SURVIVAL TRAINING NOW, HUH?!
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Comments (106)
bobpips 0
Sucks for you. BITCH.
magichateball 0
LMFAO @ #33 YDI for letting the nest getting so large, YDI for letting them get in your room and FYL for a room full of wasps....my bed was comfy last night....looks like the couch for you...buckle up, spanky!
ladywaldo 0
Yyeeaaahhhhhh....... Definitely should have thought this through a little better, don't you think!
ladywaldo 0
Yyeeaaahhhhhh....... Definitely should have thought this through a little better, don't you think!
DevineLegacy 0
ahhh thats terrifing, call an exterminator
_THE_MASTER_ 0
it's gonna suck, but it'll be cheaper in the end, get a bug bomb, pull the pin, toss it in your room, and close the door. its gonna take a lot of cleaning, but it'll be cheaper than an exterminator...little more time consuming, though.
ditzykayla 0
Fyl...it's also a good idea to wait until night. I've done something like this, Once when I was camping there were a nest of hornets or whatever kind of bee burrow in the ground...well I had this bright idea to go over and plug the hole up....yeah the other bee's don't like to too well. So I was attacked by the ones that had already gone out of the nest.
iFruit 0
LMAO PLEXICO. Funny comments...
ohschmoley 0
YDI. If someone was pumping your home full of something toxic that would kill you through the front door, wouldn't you go out the back door? Common sense, people.
saailaway 0
you could have just patched the hole lmao..