Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat, and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML
Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML
Today, a pigeon flew into my apartment through an open window. I tried for 20 minutes to guide it back outside. It eventually left on its own, then immediately flew back in through the window again. FML
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I got back home to my completely locked-up apartment after a long and stressful family visit. On digging through my nice clean clothes for something comfy to change into, I was set upon and stung by a great dirty wasp hiding in there. How the fuck did it get in? Are there more of them in here with me?! FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, I saw my cat attacking a suitcase under my bed for apparently no reason. I laughed and picked it up to show him that there was nothing there, only to find a huge wasp hiding under it. FML.
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Wizardo 34
Now if you'd finish your game of Jumanji before you bring devastation upon everyone, that would be very much appreciated.
rebeltw 15
wild kingdom
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rebeltw 15
wild kingdom
urdirtyolduncle 15
The party's at your place, OP
lnheritance 19
Jumanji.
Wyaru 9
Look at the name.
kittyfrozen 19
#1's display pic looks so much like a piece of drawing
KeeLady 20
Could be worse-at least someone didn't see it as an opportunity to rob you!
lexiieeex3 32
A similar thing happened to me once only it involved a bee, a very large spider, and a bat. This did not end well.
namyo 13
A bat as in the animal or a bat such as a baseball bat?
lexiieeex3 32
A bat as in the animal which resulted in my brother swinging a bat as in a baseball bat at the animal bat
MisterEx 28
So it's safe to assume that your brother is clearly the batman.
Adam5858 17
#26 or......a baseball player
sjbartholome 14
so then it also involved a bunch of holes in the wall?
wvni 13
Maybe he invented a new form of whack-a-mole
kayydb7 14
Or whack-a-bat.
Enslaved 38
"I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four Impala"
Jewoine 4
How did it end I'm very curious about that predicament
Wizardo 34
Now if you'd finish your game of Jumanji before you bring devastation upon everyone, that would be very much appreciated.
AnOriginalName 19
But too bad it isn't OP's turn right now.
riptor911 10
Don't cheat either
teotsi 28
NEVER leave a door open without supervising. You could have opened a window or something. YDI.
lexiieeex3 32
I think better advice would be to never leave a wasp wild without supervising... Those things nest.
brand125 17
5 - except all of those animals could get in a window too...
jazmin3012 28
the username made me chuckle :-) nice to see that you are taking it lightly
ruckfules85 34
Where do you live with the whole jungle coming in.
hellnosucka 27
it's actually a lot simpler than that. The wasp was rather too attractive and the little fellows were trying to impress her. She is one hell of a player, you see.
ItsAUnicorn 27
Turned in some sort of Snow White, eh?
AlaskanG 27
Look at the name on the fml
lexiieeex3 32
Did you even read the username...
ItsAUnicorn 27
Oh how I hate coincidence in my life. Should've gone for Cinderella after all.
Andyournameis 16
With luck, maybe the pigeon can scare the wasps out, the cat scares the pigeon and then eventually just leaves out of boredom
lux0rd 18
Almost sounds like the old woman who swallowed a fly.
tfios_baby 8
This is why you kill stuff with fire the FIRST time you see it.