Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, two weeks after giving my daughter-in-law a severe scolding for forcing my son to do chores and babysit the kids on his days off, I went to visit them and found out that they'd changed the locks, so my key no longer works. FML
Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML
Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
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lolz_ydi 1
Have you tried those positions she told you about yet?
sweettart83 27
Time to change the locks.
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Comments (168)
BubbleGrunge 18
So, now sex isn't even allowed in marriage? **** me, the world is gonna end soon! :-/
perdix 31
We've got about three days to go. Now, go get in some last-minute defilement like you wished for! I have the feeling a lot of people are going to be getting morning-after pills on Dec. 22. That is, if it arrives.
XanderJayNix 17
Not to mention all the FMLs we'll be seeing... "Today, I though the world was ending so I..."
KiddNYC1O 22
If it does end, I just call for it to be quick and painless.
lilhellian 27
I actually hope the mods let a few of those show up.. I wanna see what they say and what happened..
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Dirty girl. Don't you know that you're supposed to order your kids online? Not make them yourself! For shame!
kevsandy303 12
Look, honey, our baby arrived! Hey, why does it look like your boss?
twinkletoes747 16
45- lovin The Grinch reference!
soulblade64_fml 5
You need to get her the hell out of your life. Drastic I know, but you cannot change people like that... She's telling you off for "defiling" her son... An action that's completely reasonable as husband and wife. That behaviour needs to be checked a shrink.
CharresBarkrey 16
You have to take FMLs with a grain of salt. We don't get the entire story, and often details are skewed a bit to make the story sound worse (or to ensure they get their FML posted.)
MrsAlexander83 10
Gives a whole different meaning to Monster-in-Law...what is wrong with these people!!
keverdeen 14
I think you need to have the birds and the bees talk.
LaLince 40
she's simply a bitch
yepusuckarse 7
Lock change time!
perdix 31
Is her name Jocasta?
perdix 31
Just because you know what a Nargle is doesn't make you literate.
titibug823 11
Have the locks changed and remind her thats how you make a grandchild!
limitedition 25
Change the locks. Today.