Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, two weeks after giving my daughter-in-law a severe scolding for forcing my son to do chores and babysit the kids on his days off, I went to visit them and found out that they'd changed the locks, so my key no longer works. FML
Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML
Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
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lolz_ydi 1
Have you tried those positions she told you about yet?
sweettart83 27
Time to change the locks.
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Comments (168)
zeck27 4
Make up your mind crazy b****
hermafadeer 5
Well that's not a good sign
SourLifeSaver 3
..Doing the deed? That's a new one...
IKIWIatFIFi 3
Your mother-in-law seems like an interesting lady...
BMW68 1
I think your mom-n-law needs to do the deed...maybe she wont be so angry! lol
StanSmith2013 26
Bitches be crazy!
happilyever2012 6
Well now you know only females on his side are crazy. Hope for boys!
sugarbear0727 19
I hate it when my bf's mother is like that. -.-
Lkitteh 5
Omfg You should've (or at least threatened to) called The cops. It's not only rude, but this counts as her breaking in. and as for the grand children thing, tell her she asked for it..
Geary519 20
hipocrit much?