Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I wouldn't use $5,000 to build him a new gaming computer with my surrogate compensation, even though he basically refuses to get a job. FML
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Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, even though I recently started earning $75000 per year, my partner still got angry at me because I spent $10 online. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Today, I was mad at my boyfriend, so I yanked the power cord for his computer while he was gaming. Turns out, that fried part of his computer and now it won't turn on. He broke up with me, even after I apologized, and offered to replace the part. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave away my $2000 desktop computer while I was at work. When I confronted her, she said, "You have a laptop, use that instead." I thought the difference between a high-end gaming PC and a work laptop was obvious. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I aren't speaking. He wanted to stay up late to "look for jobs", so I went to bed. An hour later, I was awoken to him screaming. When I ran in to see what was going on, he had a video game open. I shouldn't be mad at him because it was a "mega rare drop", he insists. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
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Top comments
JackWood 21
He's not a boyfriend, he's a leech.
wrenavery90 12
Why are you with a guy that refuses to work?
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Comments (14)
lexxiasaurus 31
so you got money because you were a surrogate helping others who cannot provide a family themselves and had to change your life completely for all of that, And he expects you to buy and build him something? instead of wanting to take you on a vacation or talk about your futures? sounds like a serious in depth conversation is needed
Lillanthae34 7
The only good thing I’m getting from this is that it was a surrogate pregnancy. This guy has no business being a father…. Let alone a boyfriend. Dump his selfish butt. You spent 9 months doing irreversible damage to YOUR body and he thinks he deserves something?! F no! Kick him in the balls… and throw him $1 while you dump him.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I've bought three gaming computers in the last 10+ years, and not one of them has cost $5,000. They're actually a lot cheaper now because they're more common. My first one was $3,000 and that was when gaming computers were first becoming a thing. Now days, it's a gaming computer or a bare minimum computer. So $5,000 for a gaming computer is absolutely unreasonable. And the fact that he expects YOU to buy/build it for HIM when he won't get off his lazy gamer ass and get a job is even more unsettling. I think you better re-evaluate this relationship.