Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my parents wouldn't stop making fun of my shy bladder by camping out in front of the bathroom door while I’m trying to pee. As a result, I haven’t peed in 10 hours and my bladder is going to explode. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
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illmatic2 16
I'd go piss outside or something.
DocBastard 40
And that's why it's great to be a man - The outside world is our urinal.
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Comments (154)
NigerianMedicine 11
Outside. Or out the window. In the sink, if really necessary.
lininnes 6
OP here is one of solutions: pretend to break some plates/cups accidentally. The noise would let her parents know that OP's still at home...
djsaxby 1
Go outside and find a tree. Duhhh. Dumb ass
caity_pie 12
Her name is 'WentInABush' so I'm pretty sure it's safe to assume that she did.
PoodleJuice 7
While in the bush be wary of spiders that could be crushed between your buttcheeks.
glitterowl11 0
awk sauce bro
neroid 4
This is why you keep some empty water bottles around.
neroid 4
oh yeah, and a funnel
jeansltp 7
Go piss in their bed
oneshot101 0
I love living in the country. I just piss off the porch, my wife has squatted in the yard as well. City people suck!!
fuckisright 5
Pee outside? Or in the sink or something. It may be disgusting to do but holding your pee for that long is not good for your bladder.