Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, I tried a trick my friend taught me; I initiated sex as my husband was getting ready for work, then guilted him when he refused. After he left, I texted my friend that her trick worked wonderfully. Too bad I sent it to my husband instead. FML
Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
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mpsteve137 15
Roleplay punching his dick.
AshaaFerreira 22
Well isn't he just creative...
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Comments (68)
kik_a_dick 2
Do you got that stanky pussy?
frizz101 22
Sorry OP, from the sound of things you two haven't had sex in a while. The best advice is to talk to him, it could be as simple as stress at work or home (depending on kids or financial insecurity) or a medical condition such as low T. The worst case scenario is that he is cheating on you, but hopefully it's not that.
xomelodygervais 8
This wasn't the case. Woah way to jump to assumptions. He had just finished a long day and was tired. We didn't actually role play it out. It was a joke and this isn't a constant. No need to jump that he's cheating on me.
dane18 12
"Well maybe your just ugly" (patrick)
xomelodygervais 8
I like the fact that everyone is judging my WHOLE relationship on one statement. (No, not really) But thank you for all of the pretty hilarious comments. Made my day !
interesting33 37
That really sucks - though married you - he loves you - he feels comfortable and cares for you by the sounds of it which is good. Maybe something happened that means he isn't comfortable with sex in general or he just doesn't like sex (some people don't I think..)? It is probably not you - but his problem with sex in general? But that sucks - I hope things get better. I'd be very angry if it were me but I'm looking at this objectively here.
krupa1017 18
Ouch.
psitsruben 10
Tell him to roleplay sleeping on the couch next.
Ugi 27
I don't understand why this FML only has 9 votes! OP - I guess you were playing role-reversal that day!
emily689 25
Try spicing things up a little?
FemskyD 26
Djeez Thats harsh.. Try n spend some time together