Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, I tried a trick my friend taught me; I initiated sex as my husband was getting ready for work, then guilted him when he refused. After he left, I texted my friend that her trick worked wonderfully. Too bad I sent it to my husband instead. FML
Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
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mpsteve137 15
Roleplay punching his dick.
AshaaFerreira 22
Well isn't he just creative...
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Comments (68)
amDes 11
I agree. Sometimes when you go through a sexless part of a relationship, all you need is to get back in the sack. After a little time you will find each other again and sex can renew a marriage.
AntiPrude 26
Hey, us guys dont wanna **** every hour of the day, contrary to popular female oponion. Just most hours of the day.
TheDrifter 24
Yeah, pretty much just the 18 that we're not sleeping. Those other 6 are pretty solidly off limits.
Mintaka_fml 11
Did he at least get out his 20-sided dice?
jenevil27 9
your relationship needs some work :/ FYL
Folly_fml 12
What a horrible fantasy.
papayeya 18
Maybe he is tired.. best thing is to sit and talk :)
tranced_ 45
I wonder why people get married when there is no romance left after their marriage and then complain about it. YDI.
limabeans101029 21
But that's a bit of an assumption- maybe all the romance was still there when they got married, and they've just lost a bit of the spark since then. Plus it doesn't always go that way- some married couples keep that romance for the rest of their lives.
Nyx_fml 23
39 - So... are you saying that OP deserves it because she can't predict the future?
xomelodygervais 8
No where in the post did I say this was a constant.
NeatNit 33
You were obviously being intentionally vague. You knew that it was phrased in a way that makes it sound constant. And no need to get upset over comments... Like youtube comments, you might want to read them, discuss, etc. but always know that no one actually cares about them at all outside of the specific FML's comments section.
munchly 17
Ha! I love that game
Teyros 24
I guess all you can do now is learn to please yourself.. Make it look awesome so he knows what he's missing out on
princesszelda7 8
Good sex is the key to a good relationship, so I'd say you're relationship isn't the best, sorry op :(