Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I saw a woman drop her wallet in the grocery store. Being a good citizen, I sprinted after her to return it. She heard me running, panicked and took off. I ended up chasing her through three aisles saying, “Wait! I have your wallet!” Security got involved. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, I stopped at a supermarket after work and put my reusable bags on the counter while I paid. When I got home, I realized I'd left the bags at the checkout. I went back, and they were still there. Nobody had touched them. I felt strangely lucky and embarrassed at the same time. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
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pdp_fml 21
I agree. Your life sucks. Never put your crdit card in the bag with your groceries.
jibber_jammer 0
really? your credit card should be in your wallet or in your hand or in your. pocket heck even keep it in your underwear but don't ever leave it unattended. totally deserves it
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ProhibitionRose 14
why the hell would you leave your credit card in a freaking grocery bag?! they make wallets and pockets for a reason' you were just asking to lose it or have it stolen. YDI
ScuseMePrincess 2
Carry a gun from now on... in plain sight.
emilysanerd 0
who runs up and steals a grocery bag?...
ryan190187 2
someone who just saw her put a CC in the bag probably lmao
bsmith9942 11
ydi at the very least put ur card in your pocket. although this FML has the smell of FAKE written all over it. it would be hard to take a grocery bag from someone and try would prolly get more than one
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Not really, it seems quite simple from my perspective. 1. Run up 2. Snatch bag from trolley when person's back is turned to put stuff in the trunk 3. Run away, fast. The person who's bag you still will probably see you running away as they turn to investigate the noise they just heard. 4. Profit??
Zombie65 0
That's so stupid I can't even put words to it dumbass YDI
bamfxd 4
Invest in a wallet.
sterlingarcher 1
wtf ydi! your supposed to put your credit card back in your wallet or purse after you make a purchase so you dont lose it, or so it doesn't get stolen! what a retard..
gemzroxya 0
YDI sorry.
jadee000 0
Just call your credit card company and cancel the card
ChibiGirl5 0
why was your credit card in your grosery bag o.O