Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, at 30 years-old, I can finally move out. I could have chosen an apartment close to work, but instead I decided to stay close to where my mother lives. Since I told her, she's been complaining that I'm selfish and I'm creating a lot of problems for her by moving so far away. I'll be living half a block from her. FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML
Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
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Top comments
MegaSolipsist 13
I can tell you really wanted to get away from them because you counted the exact number of kilometres.
lysx84 24
Run. Run fast and run hard.
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Comments (66)
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
I know exactly how you feel...Well I guess you better start saving up...
svii 1
Get a boyfriend(I guess with such parents chances are, that you are still single). You can't change parents - even trying is waste of time. If they are from jew descendancy, well - you are telling old joke here.
Dreamsxofxpaperx 4
Move again and don't tell them the address ;D
roonerz1234 0
it's like everybody loves Raymond
Fredds_Life 3
Just have them move in and the. You can move out and into the house they left behind.
bollessoccer 0
Haha sux for u
Bludmagnus 13
Parents like that need to go to therapy....
jayzyone 4
I take then you'll be applying to be among the first mars colonists?
Guardian88 21
Who the hell uses KM to measure distance.....oh wait its Canada, nevermind
photogfrog 13
I wonder whatever happened with this situation...
skittyskatbrat 19
I suspect she either sublet and ran, or she has some really nicely fertilized plants in her yard.