Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied, "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. The youngest said, "Wow! You have huge nostrils!" She noticed my offended look and pushed her nose up like a pig's, saying, "It’s okay! Now I do too!" FML
Today, I took my wife and our 6 year-old son to a company party. Sometimes I take my son to work with me, so he knows my coworkers. One of them walked over and introduces herself to my wife, and my son says, "Yeah, they go to into the bathroom together all the time during break!"’ Thanks, son. FML
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
Today, our 8-month-old son had a big cold and his nose was blocked. I couldn't find the baby nose pump in it's usual place, so I went to ask my husband. He had it in his hand, and was using to decorate the cake that was going to be served to tonight's guests, my parents. FML
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, about a minute after telling my son not to pick his nose, he caught me picking mine. This has led to a cascade of, "Why should I follow dad's rules when even dad doesn’t follow dad rules?" He now questions everything I tell him, and is breaking every rule in the book to make his point. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, I was having dinner with my husband and two toddlers. My two year-old son was being incredibly cute and independently drinking water out of an open cup. I commented on how much I loved him. Two seconds later, he threw said cup with water at my head and started laughing. FML
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Top comments
YacL 15
Suddenly, it all makes sense.
krez 20
I guess you didn't know that already? Your kid is smart!
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Comments (116)
chanteezy01 0
what do you expect they are kids haha
lixone 7
That... actually makes sense...
Buggi_fml 0
Ikr!
Whelve 7
Kids say the darnedest things.
DawnMarie11 0
I can't say that this would be something that I'd be embarrassed about kids are going to be kids regardless who is around.......
kmarrs 2
Ok, chances are the CEO's have kids or nieces/nephews etc and know this kinda of cuteness happens. And that is what it is, cuteness. If they were teenagers, not so much. But at that age, it's what you get. They were invited, they acted their age, the CEO's will understand or get over it.
LinseyKaito 0
hahahahaha!! ur kid is gonna be a awesome person when their older!!!
xknightlightx 2
we have two holes on our nose due to how the cells divide when they reproduce... they also form symmetry at places so uh no but it is meant like if one hole is clogged u still have another
amazingjane 0
63, I like the kid's explanation better.
victoriarose16 0
Oh geez, he's a child. Unless your coworkers are stuck-up snobs, they probably thought it was cute. I know I did (:
SoCalNicole 0
I agree with you. that's adorable!! :D
fairies633 8
ok
chosha_fml 27
If they invited your kids they should expect them to act like kids.