Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!" He then started singing the Super Mario Brothers theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
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AkManiak 0
ha, now that's a true gamer
persianality 0
well I guess he knew u weren't worth it so he started playing Mario to find his princess
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Comments (243)
Ms_Jessie22 8
Seriously, this isn't even that big of a deal. Although, I guess it's better than him using your boobs as a DJ turntable!
pickledfishlips 0
theres nothing wrong with that ahah
farsidee 0
@92 maybe even 6-9 : - D
sabatical 0
*badiiing* (Mario grabbing coin noise)
freelove_fml 2
Big deal. Grab his dick and play some fighter jet simulator.
goonie85 0
Awesome. I've used my husband's d*ck to play Ms. Pac-Man. We had a laugh. Then I gobbled it like that cute little yellow lady. You gotta have fun with sex, it sucks if you can't laugh about it. All the faces, noises, complications. They're funny! At least he didn't do something super creepy.
purplemnm 9
sex is serious bidness!
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Lol to this FML, but hey at least he didn't say you had a hair or they looked like cow utters, so it's a funny little compliment , if you take it that way. :)
sim81788 0
I would break up with any girl who isn't find this funny
Tripout 0
ROFLMFAO...now I see why you asked if his name was David. But allow me to correct your error. As in the fml he clearly states his name isn't David. IT'S MARIO >;). lol this fml shouldn't even be a fml. Its something all guys do at one point. Can't say fyl or ydi.
selan_fml 0
win