Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!" He then started singing the Super Mario Brothers theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
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AkManiak 0
ha, now that's a true gamer
persianality 0
well I guess he knew u weren't worth it so he started playing Mario to find his princess
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Comments (243)
johnnyexpl0sion 0
did he disappear down a giant pipe and collect coins in his basement?
MidgetMonster 0
ummm yeah can't say that anyone I know has ever done something that ADHD.
defaultusername 0
oh come on! lighten up. he likes you (clearly) and he's goofy. be happy, it seems like you found one of the few good ones.
aeliz 0
FYL. Not because of your boyfriend, he's awesome. Because of your super-long, gross nipples! Ew.
xXSmilezXX 7
bwahaahsh
israelnotjacob 20
So basically your significant other has a sense of humor? YDI for not realizing how funny that is and laughing too.
shawty_22 0
nice..
xcalx85 0
Time for a new boyfriend, let him play with his own joystick
zemo999 0
sounds like fun...can I try that??
FruityLoooons 8
OH EM GEE. This is the best FML I've read all day. You're boyfriend, as strange as he may be, is awesome. To the max. :D
FruityLoooons 8
*your