Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
Today, ever supportive of my friends, I went to a concert and tried to really get into the music. I was jumping and dancing, only to realize I was at the wrong concert. My friend's band was playing next door. I spent half an hour dancing with strangers to music I didn't even really like. FML
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
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iBurnTrees 6
That's the worst! All you can really do is throw a beer at him when he isn't looking. Then he'll throw a fit and security will toss him on his ass! :D
enchi999 8
If you're in the chairs and not the floor area you cannot go to another area. You paid for the seat and cannot take someone else's or if you're in the isle the security ask you to go back to your seat, sometimes they check your ticket and guide you there.
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Comments (82)
CptZoe 10
I will never understand why people go to gigs drunk, seems like a waste of a potentially great experience!
anythingmustbe 18
I see why people get themselves drunk I mean whats better than damaging your liver, making every moment your in become a blur, waking up with a hang over,acting like an idiot and wasting your money seems like such a wonderful experience. But yeah op to bad you had to sit next to one of these idiots.
Faff 20
woa you sound really bitter.
CrazyManNo9 29
I would have asked him politely to shut up and sit down. He would have done so. Of course, I am 6'4" and built like a Steelers Linebacker...
TrailblazerSS 5
Somebody is full of themselves...
dhooks111490 8
I'm sorry
CrewBoy 10
Cool, I'm 6'5" and built the same, do I win!?!?
ThatViolinGuy 7
I hate that. Most frustrating thing in the world.
eatthemcows 4
YDI for being a pussy OP. Unless it was an orchestra or something you should've been rocking out with your **** out so hard you wouldn't even notice a drunk guy. And as loud as the music is at a concert, you must have been obsessively concerned with this guy to be able to hear him. You pussy
deegeebee 10
I totally get where you're coming from. I remember seeing my all time favourite band for the first time, and I was SO into it that if everyone around me suddenly turned into hamsters, I would not have noticed.
ambear26 14
What a rude way of saying op should've blocked out the drunk guy and gotten into the concert. However I agree if I really love the band I'm focused on the band but some people are different. A loud drunk screaming and yelling profanities is very annoying after a while.
SammyS2012 21
I hear background noise at the same level as something in paying attention to. So blocking out will not always work. If someone was being that obnoxious, I seriously would have found some way to get him to shut up.
Lulicah 3
That's the worst thing. I would have punched him.
perdix 31
Was that you sitting in front of me at the Jerry Seinfeld show? Sorry about that! I was so drunk I thought he was getting ready to sing, but he just kept talking! All week, I wanted to hear "Co-stanza!"
zombiekitten87 12
Had that problem once, only the drunken idiot was a tiny female that climbed a fence in front of me so I couldn't see anything. Although tempted to punch her in the skull, I just stepped to the side
CharresBarkrey 16
So... You really didn't have the same problem at all, did you?
zombiekitten87 12
The point was a concert experience being ruined by a drunken idiot. Forgot to mention she screamed the entire time.
fordguy302 6
was he yelling Freebird
noisebox 1
Do what I do with these types ( and the other types that stand up so you can't see) at concerts yell either: 'sit down ****, or shut up ****'. It usually works.....and I mean really yell.