Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
Today, ever supportive of my friends, I went to a concert and tried to really get into the music. I was jumping and dancing, only to realize I was at the wrong concert. My friend's band was playing next door. I spent half an hour dancing with strangers to music I didn't even really like. FML
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
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iBurnTrees 6
That's the worst! All you can really do is throw a beer at him when he isn't looking. Then he'll throw a fit and security will toss him on his ass! :D
enchi999 8
If you're in the chairs and not the floor area you cannot go to another area. You paid for the seat and cannot take someone else's or if you're in the isle the security ask you to go back to your seat, sometimes they check your ticket and guide you there.
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Comments (82)
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Seeing as he was sitting I doubt there was any room for a mosh pit. I hate stadium concerts just for that reason. Who the hell wants to sit in a chair to watch their favorite band? You can do that at home.
lulzcoaster 3
should of got VIP or beat his ass when he went to the bathroom
natas_fml 13
Same thing happened to me at a Tool concert. $200 for pit tickets only to have some drunk douchebag yelling lyrics in my ear.
DazedSiren 5
Why didn't u knock him out??
mikeymayhem_87 15
That situation is when a mosh pit is justifiable. Gives you the opportunity to elbow his drunk ass in the face!
yoshiyakiryu 20
I hate concerts like that where the artist is amazing yet other people ruin it for you. I went to a concert a few weeks ago where a 50 year old woman, drunk out of her mind, started feeling me up, kissing me, shouting down my ear, shouting at the artists on stage, etc. It would have been one of the best concerts ever if not for her ruining it.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Should have reported her for sexually harassing/groping you, but I can see some people only giving a shit if it's an old man feeling up a young girl, sadly.
3stoogesFAN1123 0
No kidding! The nerve of some people who buy a concert ticket and beverages at the concession, then have the audacity to have a great time and not worrying about shy and/or superficial people.
SoylentCandycorn 10
I know, the nerve of people who get upset when some inconsiderate douchebag ruins the concert for everyone else! And don't get me started on shy, superficial people who complain when someone has a loud conversation on their cell during a movie... I know when I pay for a concert ticket, I don't really want to hear the band play, what I really want to hear is some drunken moron bellow during all the songs...
iwadasn 33
58, you can enjoy a concert as much as you want as long as you don't keep the people around you from enjoying it too.
EsOSiQueEs 14
OHMYGOD. YOU SAW PIERCE THE VEIL DIDN'T YOU?! If so OP, I more than 100% support your anger, and personally, I would've probably turned around and sat his drunk ass on the floor and yelled "Stay! Damn it! Or I'm getting security!"
ajslkdfjalksjf 7
Dude I'm seeing Pierce the Veil in 2 days :D
Accuraxy 10
The same situation has happened to me so many times and it ruins the experience. Sorry OP!
abbytobin25 3
First world probs. seriously? Atleast you got to go.