Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
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cheque_please 0
oops. you were right to worry though
whatevershesaid 0
Ouch. Good job for being scared though. Creeps are common.
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jcpt1984 0
I would have done the same thing! Good thing it WAS your husband and not some random creep!
lortay2468_fml 0
u should of looked who was in it
deathletterr 0
Why is this an FML? He WASN'T trying to rape you, it WASN'T some creep, and your husband got a new car. He spooked you and you fell on ice, oh, nooo, **** your life!
GooberGuy 0
We can all learn something from this.Don't run where there is ice.
roryriddle 5
ok i love how no one who reads these understands half of them. shes saying FML because she was running from a car that turned out to be her husband. in the process she fell. the irony here is obvious. she didnt think her husband was trying to rape her. sheesh. FYL but im sory i woulda laughed it off =]
jmeg_fml 0
why have so many people said you deserved it to this? if i were being slowly followed by a car i'd be a little creeped out too. yeah, so running especially with ice around is a little silly, but still.
delfino1604 24
because she could have easily turned around looked at the driver and said... oooh thats my husband! annnnd theeeen who say's that she's so special that someone would follow her on a streeeet
herofaircloth 18
You don't have to be "special." You just have to exist. It's not about attractiveness, it's about control.
PillsburyDopeBoy 0
talk about being paranoid
yunni94 0
your husband is obviously pycho to buy himself a ******* fire truck yeah OP, your life is pretty seriously ****** up
PwncessKia 0
it's not a fire truck... just a red truck.
brianwalis 0
kind of weird to say hi to the truck instead of your husband.
time4tickels 0
lol you fail lolololol. u noob