Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML
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holynemesis1208 3
anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.
drybamboo 0
Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML
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Comments (67)
CuzImDivine 0
ive read a LOT of these and i have never laughed this hard.....ever.... Thank you for obliterating your dignity and sharing it with us :) props.
foryoublue94 0
awww =[
Jonesywins11 0
Its almist as funny as the time i was trying on a new at the store, went to pee and peed on top of the urinal and got the pee all oveer the shoes that werent mine. The guy was like wtf and i had to buy them. Fml
summer66_fml 0
thats more like an f his life lol
DDDDDDD_fml 0
I'd lol if someone posted an FMl saying I was in the bathroom when the person next to me sneezed then started pissing on me
king_z 0
OMG i died laughing :D
cheese1756 0
FHL (F*** His Life)
MikuHatsune_fml 0
Funny story wwwww Did you get the guy next to you in the face?
Dracula212 0
lol that's actually pretty good.
lastminuteperm 0
I agree with number 1