Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
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beelo44 0
yea, blame betty white
Jimboom 12
And you didn't notice while putting on the clothes perhaps? Or when you were carrying the clothes around? Cat piss is a fairly pungent smell so unless they pissed on them a few days ago and dried up so that it only really kicked in when your sweat moistened up the clothes you should have realised this before you went to the gym. Anyway, throw your cat on a treadmill to punish it! :-P
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Haterman123 0
agree with 51
CallMeHush 1
Poor old lady, she probably thought she was overheating her Depends.
Tapioo1337 0
hapenned to me once too at school...that REALLY sucks
amiemariej 0
don't be a pig and leave your clothes lying about
jose1760 1
You problem didn't smell the cat piss on your clothes because your whole house smells like cat piss and you can't smell it anymore. I should know I have two cats, I'm training them to be ninjas!
evilcartman 0
dirty puss, you nasty
Ingenious 0
YDI for not realising that your clothes smelt of/possibly wet from piss and for automatically assuming it was the old lady next to you. You are one nasty man.
bluekiwi_fml 0
ydi for blaming it on an old lady
milmac 9
YDI for having a cat in your house. AND for leaving your workout clothes lying around where the cat could piss on them, instead of putting them away in the closet where they belong.
meanmachine511 0
cats are just very evil