Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
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beelo44 0
yea, blame betty white
Jimboom 12
And you didn't notice while putting on the clothes perhaps? Or when you were carrying the clothes around? Cat piss is a fairly pungent smell so unless they pissed on them a few days ago and dried up so that it only really kicked in when your sweat moistened up the clothes you should have realised this before you went to the gym. Anyway, throw your cat on a treadmill to punish it! :-P
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MikeG92 0
cats...
FMLsohardithurts 0
cats are like ***** .... have one over for a night , they will try to **** your husband soon after.
underpaid011 0
I have cats so I know this. They are evil bastards. You did something to upset the cat, and so it had it's revenge.
meowmeowwkitty 0
yes. don't blame the cat! maybe this guys an asshole!
perdix 31
I'll bet the old lady had the workout of her life. They just love that cat urine scent -- that's why their houses smell of it. Next time, rub some mothballs under your armpits and she'll have her first ****** in 40 years.
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
Perdix, darling, you obviously didn't know Granny recently acquired some particularly sweet smelling/tasting lube and has been fornicating with everyone/everything she can get her hands on. Mothball/cat urine induced orgasms are so old-school, now.
perdix 31
Oh, Bella, Just because she added a Very Cherry tool to her box, er, I mean toolbox, doesn't mean she's going get rid of the oldies, but goodies ;)
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
Thinking of grandma's box seems to make me forget to type words as well, dear. :P
perdix 31
Thanks. I hope you appreciate my special gift: When you try to top one of my disturbing images, I can come up with something disturbinger. Thanks for the inspiration. ;)
steeledwolf 8
cats are so boring.... just lazing around
StitchedBear 0
maybe wash your clothes every now and then?
angeorange 0
Haha that totally sucks. Cat piss is a lot worse than dog piss.
mintcar 10
Trying to blame it on the old lady. -_- What is wrong with you?!
someoneknown299 0
u look pretty hot nice pic
yummycupcakegirl 0
eww:(
Nyc__Princess 0
YDI for having a cat.