Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
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Top comments
TheZee 12
What the hell is wrong with your mom o_O? Edit: I say on her anniversary offer to take pictures and make sure it's all of your dad and your mom is in the background :D!!!
jerseyboy732 16
who the hell takes photos of someone watching another person open presents?
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Comments (148)
cainchild 4
I'm guessing you're the son? No sympathy, males don't matter. There is a reason something like 529 men in your age group commit sidewise for every 100 females.
Dilwann 27
What the hell? OP's life is ******, no matter what the gender is.
sissors1234 4
U could always kill her Jk.......................not really..................JK Well we'll see
kittenzZz 4
Your moms a bitch
Captain_Flappers 7
Your mom sucks
doglover100 29
What is wrong with your mom?
fantasyworld 39
Do the same thing on her birthday.
Paksenarrion 24
My initial thought upon reading this was "what the actual ****?" and I think that about sums it up.
sigaweeds 7
I guess ur the favorite