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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Foot in mouth
Today, I told a lady that came into my clothing store that I thought her abstract looking necklace was pretty. She responded, "Oh… That's actually a pipe that goes into my lung." FML
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Turnip_Girl 0
Pretty and functional...?
VD007 0
Seriously, Fmylife.com really needs a "This ain't a big deal" button.
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Comments (78)
Hydra_fml 0
She didn't seem too offended, or at all offended - hell, she might have appreciated it. Not a FYL, move it along.
Chopperman_fml 0
She didn't yell at you, she wasn't insulted, and she politely informed you of your mistake. How is this an FML?
dramatay 0
Not an FML. It doesn't seem like she was offended and it's not like you insulted it. Not an FML at all. FHL for having to wearing a pipe to help her breath.
iGreen_Day 0
Why is this bad? Now she knows that her respiratory condition makes her look fa-bu-lous.
FAKEstfu 0
At least she took it well?
dalli 0
hehe funny...
Kunal123 0
At least you did not say it looked bad.
fuckducks 0
haha OP is a retard
jle234 0
wow that's funny
kvgf1484 0
LOL Vicodin toss is my fave game